One box runs your shop — office, books, files, CRM — with Boone, a private AI who answers from your own paperwork, cited to the page. Buy it once, stop renting it forever — and it works with the internet unplugged.
A normal Tuesday: you photograph a crumpled invoice — it's filed, searchable, and cited, any doubtful number flagged for your eyes. You ask “what's on today?” and Boone answers from your calendar and your paperwork.
Everything on the notice board runs on hardware you own. No subscriptions ride along. Pull the internet cable and all of it keeps working.
And you don't have to learn it alone. Every app on the box arrives with its maker's own manual read in beside your documents — ask in your own words (“how do I cut the boring part out of my video?”) and Boone answers from the app's own pages, cited, offline. New to an app? He offers plain starter questions in shop language, not software language. Owning your tools shouldn't mean homework.
The full tour of the box →Pack it out — retired for good:
Microsoft 365 · Google Workspace ·
QuickBooks · Dropbox ·
Salesforce · Calendly ·
1Password · Adobe Creative Cloud ·
Hootsuite — and the AI subscription. All replaced open-source.
Boone himself — answers from your own paperwork, cited to the page, in plain language. When the answer isn't in your documents, he says so instead of inventing. Full sourced answers land in seconds, even under load.
See him answer →The vision reader — photograph a crumpled invoice, a motor nameplate, a receipt, and it's read, filed, and searchable. Two readers that fail differently check every number; anything doubtful is flagged for your eyes, never silently saved.
Try to out-read it →Before Boone speaks, a third AI re-reads the pages that actually matter to your question and double-checks he's answering from the right one. Fewer confident-sounding wrong answers — it checks the work first.
The measured proof →All three run at the same time, on one ordinary box — the guide on a $700 graphics card, the eyes on the chip built into the board, the checker on the CPU. We measured a photo being read while a chat answer streamed: nothing choked, nothing took over. And Boone talks, too — his voice runs on two CPU cores, costs the graphics card nothing, and the whole voice recipe is public. No human was cloned — pick him out of a lineup.
Buy once, own outright. Free signed updates make the box you already own smarter — no new hardware, no new bill. A typical shop bleeds $1,500–3,000 a year in subscriptions. Do your own math.
Run your numbers →Watch us pull the internet cable — it keeps working. Your paperwork never leaves the building because there's nowhere for it to go. No telemetry, no cloud account, no phone-home.
How that works →We tried 41 times to trick it into saving a wrong number off a document — it never did. Every claim is measured on our own box and published, next to a public ledger of what it still can't do.
Kick the tires ↓Most AI products are sold on a promise. Ours is sold on a log — every number here was measured on our own box, dated, and published, misses included. The dares are live: catch it lying before you spend a dollar.
The Software Edition opens in a 100-spot beta, then moves to full price. Early trail crew shapes the product and pays less for the trouble.
The whole CampOS + Boone stack on a capable machine you own, while the paint's still drying. 100 spots, three years of free updates. Your feedback steers what V1 becomes — trail crew walks first.
Claim a beta spotNo payment until it opensSame stack, V1 polished by the trail crew's miles. Still bought once, still owned outright, still working with the cable unplugged — never a subscription. Two years of free updates.
Join the waitlistFree updates: three years for beta crew, two for Founders — the box keeps getting smarter, and keeps working either way.
Pick a direction — every path below is the deeper cut of something you just walked past.
